![]() "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein.“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns.The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” - Sir Norman Wisdom “As you get older, three things happen.“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” - Graham Norton.“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” - Claire Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias.“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” - Robin Williams.“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” - Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. ![]() The people who need it most never use it.” - Anonymous
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